Upshot: A completely
re-rendered opening credit sequence for this new HD master
introduces typographical inconsistencies, wrong fonts, typos, and
multiple errors in crew members’ names. Parts of the film are
slathered in noticeable DVNR which causes undesirable effects. I
can’t recommend this disc. Dear Universal, when the credits get
fixed (which hopefully involves simply putting the original credits
back, regardless of softness or damage), please dial back the DVNR
across the whole film too.
Why would Universal need to re-render the credit sequence? My guess
is that they found clean, textless, undamaged footage of the
opening helicopter shot and decided to try and recreate all the
text to overlay it in order to save time cleaning up the actual,
original opening credits. Bad practice, lazy, revisionist,
disrespectful, fraught with potential catastrophe which has indeed
backfired through sloppy execution. They’ve used unintelligent
apostrophes and quote marks which smack of desktop publishing
(post-1985) rather than a 35mm film from 1972; they’ve misspelt
“fictitious” as “ficticious” and mucked up two crew members’
names.
“Do a few misspellings really matter that much?” – Yes they do.
“Nobody would really notice would they?” – That’s not the point.
Think how insulting it is to these crewmembers, their families,
descendants. This HD master of FRENZY will now become the master
that everyone will see for decades on TV, on iTunes, in DCP, and on
this bad disc.
We’re not seeing the film as released in 1972 and signed off by
Hitchcock, we’re seeing an approximation of the opening titles, the
text of which looks like a PS3 videogame, completely static, with
digital fades between each piece of text. All done in a vain
attempt to make the opening credits look a little better than they
probably do, and to save cleaning up the original.
“How bad is the DVNR? Is it really a huge problem?” First
impressions are that the film looks a bit too clean and smooth. In
static shots, suspiciously inactive parts of the screen are
paralysed by DVNR. In motion, resolution suffers as the DVNR
realises it doesn’t have an algorithm to deal with this much
movement. On much closer inspection, for example, a fascinating
shot where Hitchcock locks the camera off on a doorway for TWENTY
SECONDS with nothing happening in the frame (it’s at 00:36:50 and
lasts until 00:37:12) the DVNR has the film grain in such a death
lock that I genuinely thought I’d sat on the remote control and
activated the pause button. It’s so unnatural and unfilmlike that
it pulls the viewer out of the film. DVNR should be used sparingly,
it should not be noticed, and should not cause any untoward
effects. At times, parts of the film are soaked in DVNR which
causes unwanted, unnecessary, and jarring effects.
If the credits were totally original, I’d give this disc a 4 (for
the DVNR). It doesn’t matter if the original credits are soft and
have a little damage. They should not be rebuilt. If the credits
were totally original, and the DVNR was dialled back so that it
didn’t freeze portions of the screen, I’d probably give it a 6 or
7.
As it stands, I think the decision to redo the opening titles was
extremely cack-handed, and the re-rendering was executed in a
similarly cack-handed manner befitting that of a one-man-band DVD
label specializing in VHS>DVD rips, circa 1999. This is not the
same Universal that made other great discs in this box set.
I give this Blu-ray 3/10 based on its technical merit.
* cack-hand·ed (k
k
h
n
d
d)
adj. Chiefly British 1.
Left-handed.
2. Awkward; clumsy.
3. The new 2012 Blu-ray opening titles for Alfred
Hitchcock’s FRENZY.
[from dialect
cack excrement, from the fact that clumsy
people usually make a mess; via Middle Low German or Middle Dutch
from Latin
cacāre to defecate]